BEYOND FUCKING ADORABLE THIS IS PRECIOUS
"Because that’s where she lives."
I lost it.
ANGRY PIPER IS MY FAVORITE
"I don’t need people to think for me. I’ve never been that way and I don’t ever want to be that way […] There’s no reason to argue because when it gets to that point, I’m just saying, ask me.”
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
“If her sister climbs, she climbs. If her sister makes a face, she makes a face. If her sister says something, she says the exact same thing.”
"Their parents kissed."Submitted By: Chris C.Location: New York, NYVia Buzzfeed : http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/kissing-is-gross
when i turn on the ceiling fan and it goes too fast, i feel like it’s gonna fly off and kill me
…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited